Please answer True or False to the following questions.
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How do you know it is Bay to Breakers weekend?

1. There are five guys in jock straps walking by your apt at 10 am. It's a Sunday.
True | False

2. You're forced to yield right of way to someone rolling a gigantic 11ft Katamari ball with pride flags and muni passes stuck to it into the park.
True | False

3. A man dressed as Britney Spears and a woman dressed as Kevin Ferdeline are carrying a plastic baby and two big cups of beer. They are looking for a public bathroom.
True | False

4. There is a person dressed as a port-a-potty not far behind them.
True | False

5. On the way to brunch you see a sign that says "Pee in my sink -- $1.00".
True | False

6. Fifteen woman and two men dressed as brides are drunk off their asses.
True | False

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Answers:
1. True
But only because I live on Grove and Masonic, if it were Church and 16th Street then it would most likely be false. The judges would go with either answer as correct.

2. True
Sort of a give away with the park reference.
It looked like it was pretty fantasic >> http://www.flickr.com/groups/b2bkd/pool/page5/

3. True
Because it's May and not October. Duh.

4. True
Once again, give away. Only Bay to Breakers worry about peeing in privacy.

5. True
See anwer 4.

6. True
We're too late in the year for the Brides of March after all. Where have you been it's May already. Jeeeesss.

Scores:
(0-3) a) You're from out of town. b) You've never been to San Francisco or you moved here after May 2005. c) You've been here for at least five years but are on so many mind altering drugs you can no longer tell reality from fantasy with any certainty.

(3-5) a) You've been to SF in the spring. b) You've lived here for awhile but you drive everywhere. c) You live here and only do a little pot and the occasional upper so you're coherent most of time.

(5+) a) You've lived in SF for awhile somewhere on Fell maybe. b) You cheated and used the internet to do all your thinking for you, for shame.

But as long as you're cheating you might as well google "Bay to Breakers Spawing Salmon", it's pretty hilarious. I want to spawn too!