Are you ready to find out who’s the next president of the United States? I know I’m prepared either way.

Oh by the way, in addition to the whole presidential thing San Franciscans also have important issues to address like if we’d like Starchild, escort and exotic dancer, to become an elected member of the board of education.

Starchild's platform includes:
"Enforce Proposition 215! (medical marijuana proposition) Protect medical marijuana patients! Stop using parking tickets to generate city revenue! Issue quarterly rebates to SF residents. Repeal laws against victimless crimes! Skateboarding, dancing, prostitution, etc., are not crimes!"

P.S. The owner of a head shop on Haight is also running for Supervisor in case Starchild isn’t your bag.